Saw this on another biker site and thought it made me chuckle..so I'll share...

Ya picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel...
bwahaha Cweet Char

"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer."

Hello, My Name is Miss Behavin'

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Destroy What Destroys You

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You Aren't Important Enogh to Make Me Angry

What will go on my tombstone:
"Don't look for logic where there is none."

And the saying I tell my buddies when stressed over a woman: "There are over six billion people on this earth. About half of them are women...how many of them have you not met yet?"

Usually gets them over the hump!

IF IT DONT GET CHA HIGH, DONT SMOKE IT!

And he whispered to me in the darkness as we lay together "Tell me where to touch you so that I can drive you insane, tell me where to touch you to give you the ultimate pleasure, tell me where to touch you so that we will truly own each other". And she kissed him softly and whispered back..."touch my mind".

If you keep on doing what you've always done, you already got what you will always have.

so true!! Me likey!!

I have two:

Experience is a cruel teacher. She gives the test first and the lesson afterwards.

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

Love people, not things.
Use things, not people.

To be or not to be...
That is the 'answer'...

The two things most prevelant in the universe are hydrogen & stupidity.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper,the closer you get to the end,the faster it go's

Mine is
You'll never know if the wall is made of paper unless you try to go through it!

It's hard to soar like an eagle
when you're amongst a bunch of turkeys!


Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you!
Rita Mae Brown

Definitions:
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you


Glibido: All talk and no action.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness

and my personal favorite
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Definitions:
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you


Glibido: All talk and no action.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness

and my personal favorite
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

yesterdays answer has nothing to do with todays problems.

the only person who likes change is a wet baby. :-)

the "what if" question begs for completion: "what if we tried?"

i'm not in heat, so get off my ass!!!!

that's my favorite! that's how i try to live my life, as in really living it.



here's my other motto:

let your life speak

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All right Ladies.
What's for breakfast?

SLB

A farmer was walking on his property one day, when he heard a terrible sound coming from the well. Looking down he saw his mule. The mule had fallen in and was obviously scared and in pain. The farmer thought to himself "the mule is old and it would be way too much work to dig him out of that well, so I'll just bury him in there and that will be that." So he started shoveling dirt into the well. After about an hour, he looked down into the well, only to see an amazing sight. With every shovel of dirt that hit its back, the mule would shake it off and take a step up. The farmer kept shoveling and within a few more hours the mule was stepping out of the well and onto safe ground. The farmer was happy to have his mule back and went to pet him, when the mule bent down and bit him as hard as he could.

The moral to this story?

When life piles dirt on top of you and things look bleak, shake it off and take a step up.

The second moral to the story is...

Whenever you try to cover your a s s, it comes back to bite you.

And as the man lay there dying, he said to the snake "after all the love I've given you, after all the food and shelter I've provided for you...why did you bite me?" To this the snake simply answered "you knew what I was when you picked me up".

Something to live your life by. There are times when we cannot control the bad things that happen to us, but most of the time we can in one way or another. When you can control the bad things, take responsibility for your situation and change it for the better. Peace and love.

John

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall.

Its not that life is short, just death is so bloody long

~NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION!~
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~WHERE THERE'S A WILL - THERE'S A WAY!~

If you love someone let them go,
if they come back to you , they are yours
if they don't then,
they never were.


If you've let someone go but they're still in your house,
eating your food, watching your t. v., leaving dirty dishes and laundry for you to cleanup....
then you must have given birth to them, married them, or unwittingly took them to raise!

okay... here are two of my favorites...

first... "It is fun to have fun, but you have to know how" Thanks and a tip to Dr. Seuss...

Second... "Silly Yuppie, trailers are for boats"

Between yesterday's regrets and tomorrow's dreams is today's opportunity!

no matter how far ya travel - once ya get there - there ya are ...