"throw caution to the wind & live life on the razor's edge

If God did not want man to eat girls, he would never shaped it like a taco.

*Better watch what you wish for,you might just get it,then not want it.*


*Enemys who mistake kindness for weakness always regret it.*

Heres a couple more:

* If you are in the Truth Business you do not get paid very well.
In fact you might find yourself in all kinds of trouble, be hated and have your reputation smeared.*

* Remember strong nations are not destroyed from the outside in,but from the inside out *

Some of my personal fav's

F**k me to tears
They ain't quite right in the head
Man I think that is going to leave a scar
DO WHAT LOL

Hey how about this one ~When the woman get Tuff... The men run like hell,,,,,

So thats where they came up with bouncin the ball from,, damyum

Slinkies are like some people, totally worthless, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Ok...keep in mind I'm from Arkansas, ya'll!

Well, fcuk a duck!

You think you're slicker'n wet owl sh!t, don't ya?

(talking about a really homely person)..Man! he fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Lesse

fuk me stupid

lick me till I scream

if I wanted any chit outta you I'd squeeze it outta you

i can tell yer lyin cause yer lips are movin

well that went over like a wet f a r t in church!!

YUP!!!

The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any Love story...it changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender,because the kiss already has within it that surrender!

if the queen had balls, she'd be king.....

How about, that was more fun than a one legged man butt kickn contest,

u cant run up hill backwards,

ur pulling the cart before the horse,

i might be old but i aint slow,

my most favorite : save a tree eat a beaver

Hey is that actually possible.???

You're about socially presentable as a skidmark

"well f*ck me runnen"

PstSex (the pst is silent!) is like a pizza, when it is good it is really good. And, when it is bad, it is still pretty good"

Anonymous.

"fk you, you f'n mother f'er"

Drew Carey

LOL my granddaddy used to say the exact same thing

"You're gonna let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird azz!"

I haven't the slightest idea who started this, but my daddy used to tell me that right before I sat down and hushed!

This to shall pass

If it's ment to be it will be

Do as I say, not as I do

Grass is always greener over the septic tank!!

"INSANITY" repeating the same actions and expecting different results.

"A friend is one who know our faults yet finds our virtues too, then loves us unconditionally."

I like that one MO how true have never heard it before but shall never forget it now

I have a few that I like ~
"Life is too short to dance with ugly people" (Meaning ugly on the inside...)
"What is yours will come to you"
"May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty!"
"Patience, I will be rewarded!"

"It is a dog eat dog world, and I am wearing Milk-Bone underwear."

"Life is like a Sh*t sandwich. Seems those with all the bread never have to taste the s*it."

Don't worry E!!!!!!
Good judgement comes from experience
Experience comes from bad judgment!

you can't love unless you can trust, and you can't trust if you've been hurt.

No wonder this "relationship thing" is so hard